Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A warning

The computer I'm currently using is safe, the only hold up on those Manufactured Newborn posts is research. But something has come to my attention that you need to be careful of. You may have heard of the blog  called B-Movie monsters, by the blogger B-Movie Max (this is one case where I will NOT be linking to it. If you go looking for it after I warn you what happens to you is your own damn fault.). He reviewed B grade horror movies. Some of them, by a studio called Horma, were about the Fears. They even featured characters with familiar names and back stories even though the movies were clearly made before the blogger named in the movie had their first encounter with the Fears. The last movie he watched, the last movie he will ever watch, was titled The Art of Dying. It was about the Dying Man. In fact due to some sort of deal with the Wooden Girl it apparently contained a Fragment. Now so does the final post on the blog. And everyone who reads the post. Yes that includes me. Fortunately he's spread himself a little thin with this strategy. The fragments are weak and my single minded devotion to my cause makes my will strong.

I don't think he likes it in here. It's the first time I've heard of a fragment saying "Let me out!"  Help me. This freak scares the shit of me. Someone get me out of here. Fuck off you. I can think of six ways to kill myself that would leave no body to be found and no one nearby when I died for you to infect. If I think you've been hurting anyone through me you fucking well know I'll do it. Now, I've heard from Mathias' blog that you guys can sometimes help your host heal injuries . . . we have a lot to talk about and some experimentation to do.

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  1. They also help with other things.

    >Has to deal with the Dying Man piece everyone loves, INSANITY

    I think you might find that Judas and INSANITY might try and absorb that shard somehow... For good or bad, I have no clue.

    Anyway, they also help with other things. Did you know they can, well, you will have to make yours do it since you're in power, they can improve your physical strength, agility and stamina?

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    1. Tell him more and I find out, I will kill you. You are expandable, remember. Proxy or no, you are expandable.

      Anyway, I need to go update my To-Do list now. I wonder how the hell I will get at this piece...

      Speaking of pieces, what is my sibling's name and personalty, Prox? Different fragments means different... curses. Or blessings, how ever you look at it.

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    2. I take it you were angry and forgot to sign off, INSANITY?

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  2. I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I WERE TO READ THIS BLOG.

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    1. Please don't. It's bad enough I have to share a body with one Dying Man.

      Also, there's people out there who can remove Dying Men from there hosts bodies. Granted, these people are extremely rare, but if you happen to find one, it might help to ask for their assistance.

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  3. Wow. Wish I saw this post first.

    Anyways, I'll make light of the situation and call yours "Proxiehugger".

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  4. Thanks for the tip. I was wondering what INSANITY was up to when it linked the post to me.

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    1. Did you go to read it? Because know that the later you read, the weaker the fragments get. In fact, it's weak enough that it won't be easy for them to jump.

      I still won't get one.

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  5. Cleaver Fragment. I'll have to give it a go.

    I've nothing to fear of the dead and dying. What's that term?
    I'm behind 7 proxies.

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    1. I was behind seven proxies once. One of the few times I've had to resort to explosives. But there were just so many of them . . .

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    2. Well that's just nasty. Dirty bird!

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  6. You're taking this rather well. By the way, you wouldn't happen to have gone to Tennessee recently, have you?

    -M

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    1. No, I stay in my area. I'd be taking this a lot worse if the little bastard weren't weak enough that I'm the one in charge. The perils of spreading yourself so thin.

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